![]() “I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like just kidding.”ģ6. ![]() “My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning so I stayed home to take care of it.”ģ5. Tired? Drink some coffee, headache? Drink coffee, cold? Drink coffee, someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup!”ģ3. “Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked so remember don’t sing.”ģ2. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.”ģ1. Don’t mind me, I’m just returning your nose. They’re called ‘man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!Ģ9. “Just because 1 g I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”Ģ8. “If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably mom.”Ģ7. So I could slap eight people at on sc”Ģ6. “Did you know “diet” stands for: did I eat that?”Ģ4. “My kids’ faces when I ask them if they did their chores pinis”Ģ2. ![]() Somedays I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around.Ģ1. “Love is… Not having to hold your farts in anymoscontrol some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around!!!”Ģ0. “If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?”ġ9. “There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.”ġ8. “Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free… And three sizes smaller?”ġ6. Decisions will be made using the eenie-meenie minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue. “I love my six-pack so much, I protect it layer of fat.”ġ4. “I’m not fat, god gave me airbags cause I’m precious.”ġ3. “Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots 아 -10 without them realizing it.”ġ2. “My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity… I said nope, we all seem to enjoy it!!”ġ1. “A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… Well… That’s a sign of good taste. This is the kind of message you need to start the new year off right. The most important thing to remember from these Moana quotes and lines is: do you have any more inspirational quotes that you want to share? There is a comment box below. The movie also shows how hard it is to remember your past while not getting stuck in it. They also remind you that you can do more than you think and tell a powerful teamwork story. They have a lot of great and encouraging things to say. For example, even if other people don’t understand, sometimes you have to go with your gut instincts. Moana’s quotes make it hard not to want to go on your own adventure. They failed their mission, so the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! The end. All the 3 little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned … but that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves the princess, so the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown … but the little piggies weren’t up to the challenge. The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all their friends a job working for her. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up! – Scarlet Overkill ![]() I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. They all share the same goal: To serve the most despicable master around. They go by many names, Dave, Carl, oh, that one is Norbit. Minions! Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. And I really, really, really want her crown! – Scarlet Overkill This pale drink of water oversees it all. I’m seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. – Scarlet Overkillĭon’t forget to check out these hilarious Dazed and Confused quotes from the cult masterpiece. Because this is where you’re going to spend the rest of you worthless, little lives. He was going to be the one to eat this banana, and Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. He was going to be the one to find his tribe the biggest, baddest villain to serve. This is torture! Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional! – Herb Overkill I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed. I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. ![]()
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